Schopen celebrates ‘The 12 Days of Pest Control’

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December 19, 2016

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December 19, 2016


Just like family members, my employees can give me joy and blessings — or they can give me pain and misgivings. Here, for your enjoyment, are “The 12 Days of Pest Control.”

On the First Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

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On the Second Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Third Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Fourth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Fifth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

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On the Sixth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Seventh Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Eighth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … eight credit cards missing digits; seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Ninth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … nine triple-rinsed chem bottles; eight credit cards missing digits; seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

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On the Tenth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … 10 Taco Bell Gorditas; nine triple-rinsed chem bottles; eight credit cards missing digits; seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

On the Eleventh Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … 11 ladders rusting; 10 Taco Bell Gorditas; nine triple-rinsed chem bottles; eight credit cards missing digits; seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

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On the Twelfth Day of Pest Control, my employees gave to me … 12 flat tires; 11 ladders rusting; 10 Taco Bell Gorditas; nine triple-rinsed chem bottles; eight credit cards missing digits; seven moldy hornet nests; six roach-filled glue boards; A FIVE GOLD STAR CUSTOMER REVIEW! Four days fightin’ the flu; three bounced checks; two red-light tickets and an autographed Dr. Austin Frishman book.

I hope you love your employees as much as I do. I am fortunate to have a great group of people! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to George Cochran, Phil Ference, Eric Schopen Sr., Eric Schopen Jr., Jeff Asmus, Laura Lentz, Mike Szamlewski, Ryan Wykes, my beautiful wife Tami and to all of you.


Schopen is owner and founder of Schopen Pest Solutions, McHenry, Ill. You can email him at pete@schopenpest.com or reach him via Twitter: @schopenpest; Instagram: @peteschopen; or Facebook: Schopen Pest Solutions, Inc.

About the Author

Schopen is owner and founder of Schopen Pest Solutions, McHenry, Ill. You can email him at pete@schopenpest.com or reach him via Twitter: @schopenpest; Instagram: peteschopen; or Facebook: schopen pest solutions, inc.

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